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Wanna unlock your parents, Harry?
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44 responses to “Wanna unlock your parents, Harry?”
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You are a micro transaction Harry
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Harry I preordered your mom
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Or you can pay 50 for a chance to unlock them
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Also monthly 1000$ subscription so you can use em
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That’s why harry’s parents gave him shit ton of money
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And your grandparents are unlockable with paid DLC!
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I guess EA-afying people makes them look like shadow demons.
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Or I can just download them for free from the sketchy website
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Lol his mom is only worth 66% of his dad.
GeNdEr PaY gAp strikes again.
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Feel like Activision is now worse than EA
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Would you like a loot box with your purchase
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Just checking before I give award u/repostsleuthbot
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Or pay 100 bucks for taking a trial
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Affordable prize for that lady
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Shouldn’t his mom be worth more? Her magic protected Harry from death. What did his dad even do?
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Harry be like:
Fuck em, I don’t want em
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I like how he made the dad more expensive.
cuz they’re more rare! -
Parents? Nah, pEArents
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$749.99 for a SWINE? No thank you
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Harry has already spent his money on Ron and Ermione.
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The fact that the Mum is cheaper too.
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He should get a family discount, shouldn’t he?
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HARRY. Buy you mum! You dad treated snaps like shit! Don’t waste your B O B U X
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EA Hogwarts
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They aren’t EA they’ve been EA’d
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EA …… challenge everything
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After unlocking parents Harry realized he needed to unlock glasses in order to actually see them. Harry only needs €2895,-
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Come on. It’s EA, You would have to unlock the Mirror first, than You could look at your Unlockable Parents from that point of View.
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The real tragedy:
Goes to pay because he inherited all that Wizard money.
“We’re sorry, only US Dollars are accepted. This item is not available for purchase in your area.”
Realizes he is still incredibly poor in the muggle world…
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Sounds pretty cheap for a pair of brand new parents. I’d pay that
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Where is your mum Potter? Is she ea? IS SHE EA? 😂😂💀💀
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Just waiting for a Karen to ask why the male is worth more
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499 and 799
GENDER WORTH GAP!!
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Hey Harry is British tf are there dollars
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But… Harry’s rich isn’t he?
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Ummmm, why is Harry’s dad more expensive? SEXISM! MISOGYNY! /s
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Not accurate. Every body part would be an additional cost.
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Pay a dollar for a chance to unlock parents
SSS: James Potter, Lily Potter (0.0000000000001%) -
Please. With his inheritance he can buy them in under a nanosecond
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Wait y does his mother cost less.
Im not a man hater or somthing im just saying
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why is the dad more expensive than mom
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Whoa why is Harry’s dad more expensive … Cancel EA!!
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With the beginner pack, unlock both your parents and a step sister
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Well Harry Potter got a lot of gold hiding under Gringotts so he can pay for it lol
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