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A porch pirate caught red handed
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50 responses to “A porch pirate caught red handed”
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The way he dropped the package and kept walking like nothing happened. 😂
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Porch Pirates are idiots.. I mean with all the cameras that are around these days you’d have to be stupid to walk up to someone’s property and commit a crime
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I had a package stolen from me once, a large gasket set to rebuild a Cummins diesel. It was returned open but all there. Guess a head gasket wasn’t worth their time to sell!
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This is glorious instant karma
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“Who me? I don’t know what you’re talking about officer! I’m just walking here!”
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Police arresting porch pirates? Must be a small town.
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Man, UK-nian here. Could someone explain to me why this is such a major problem in the US? And if it is, why do delivery companies insist on leaving packages out in plain sight?
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That’s karma, bitch.
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Walked towards the lights like a moth
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Congrats. You just stole some shower rings and a 40th birthday wine cork.
I’ve had the most menial shit stolen off my porch and I know they just throw it away. Fuckers.
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God damned Grandpa Joe at it again…
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This is why it’s an inconvenient expense but getting a PO Box gets rid of alot of worries. Delivering to the job if management isn’t too up tight is a great one too.
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Public flogging.
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That’s cyberpunk 2077 lvl of cop
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I liked the one where the guy had a doorbell cam.
Thief approaches, glances around, grabs package. Just about the time the thief is ready to dash, the owner steps out onto the porch, chambers a round in his shotgun. Thief places package back on porch and slowly backs away.
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This aroused me a lot more than I care to want to admit.
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Good evening! I just happen to be on this dude’s lawn…
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Now, leave him hanging in the public square as a lesson to all other porch pirates. Problem solved.
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Thieves deserve no mercy. Taser to the nuts!
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They need to do this more often
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Bait house?
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Stealing mail is pretty much a guaranteed jail sentence
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We should stop calling them “porch pirates”, and call them what they really are, instead, “fucking piece of shit thief scum”.
Calling them “porch pirates” just makes the shit they do sound more acceptable and ok, which it really fucking isn’t.
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God this felt SO good to watch….
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Oh..i wish we could hear his first comments to the cops
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The way he dropped the package and kept walking like nothing happened. 😂
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Porch Pirates are idiots.. I mean with all the cameras that are around these days you’d have to be stupid to walk up to someone’s property and commit a crime
-
I had a package stolen from me once, a large gasket set to rebuild a Cummins diesel. It was returned open but all there. Guess a head gasket wasn’t worth their time to sell!
-
This is glorious instant karma
-
“Who me? I don’t know what you’re talking about officer! I’m just walking here!”
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Police arresting porch pirates? Must be a small town.
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Man, UK-nian here. Could someone explain to me why this is such a major problem in the US? And if it is, why do delivery companies insist on leaving packages out in plain sight?
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That’s karma, bitch.
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Walked towards the lights like a moth
-
Congrats. You just stole some shower rings and a 40th birthday wine cork.
I’ve had the most menial shit stolen off my porch and I know they just throw it away. Fuckers.
-
God damned Grandpa Joe at it again…
-
This is why it’s an inconvenient expense but getting a PO Box gets rid of alot of worries. Delivering to the job if management isn’t too up tight is a great one too.
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Public flogging.
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That’s cyberpunk 2077 lvl of cop
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I liked the one where the guy had a doorbell cam.
Thief approaches, glances around, grabs package. Just about the time the thief is ready to dash, the owner steps out onto the porch, chambers a round in his shotgun. Thief places package back on porch and slowly backs away.
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This aroused me a lot more than I care to want to admit.
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Good evening! I just happen to be on this dude’s lawn…
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Now, leave him hanging in the public square as a lesson to all other porch pirates. Problem solved.
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Thieves deserve no mercy. Taser to the nuts!
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They need to do this more often
-
Bait house?
-
Stealing mail is pretty much a guaranteed jail sentence
-
We should stop calling them “porch pirates”, and call them what they really are, instead, “fucking piece of shit thief scum”.
Calling them “porch pirates” just makes the shit they do sound more acceptable and ok, which it really fucking isn’t.
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God this felt SO good to watch….
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Oh..i wish we could hear his first comments to the cops
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