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31 responses to “Pretty much”

  1. slicksnorlax87 Avatar
    slicksnorlax87

    Sorry, ma’am. We have a search warrant and will be confiscating your uterus. We’ve had too many complaints from your neighbors and you’ve been deemed negligent to own your uterus.

  2. snoandsk88 Avatar
    snoandsk88

    Hello 911? Yes my wife just informed me she has not passed ANY background checks to own a uterus

  3. theonlybowman Avatar
    theonlybowman

    If I fill out a background check can I buy a uterus?

  4. samj925 Avatar
    samj925

    Make sure you leave your uterus locked in your car when you go into the post office.

  5. Three-hand-tackitt Avatar
    Three-hand-tackitt

    I’m glad my wife passed her class and qualification course to have her uterus in public.

  6. ferrocarrilusa Avatar
    ferrocarrilusa

    Yet girls can still go to school even though they have to bring those organs into the building

  7. ThelTGuy Avatar
    ThelTGuy

    Oh shit so does my wife need to pass a background check to own her uterus or do I need to pass one to use it?

  8. glossolalienne Avatar
    glossolalienne

    Well, tbf, guns don’t kill people. People kill people. And people come from uteruses.

    Wake up, sheeple.

    /s

  9. canadianguy1234 Avatar
    canadianguy1234

    wait so how exactly is the uterus regulated?

  10. Aintaword Avatar
    Aintaword

    Do women have to leave their uterus at home if they don’t have a permit to carry it issued by the government?

    No. They do not.

  11. FrenchFriedMushroom Avatar
    FrenchFriedMushroom

    Blah blah blah.

    People who know absolutely nothing about firearms and the buying process talking about it like it’s buying a stick of deodorant.

    Almost kinda like people without a basic understanding of how the female body works passing legislation on a uterus.

  12. gavinsmash2005 Avatar
    gavinsmash2005

    Can I ask the gun people out there what classifies a gun as a assault weapon? Cause I think even with a flintlock pistol as close enough range that could assualt the shit out of someone.

  13. Sillyboosters Avatar
    Sillyboosters

    This person knows about as much about gun regulations as people passing abortion bans do about women’s anatomy. Such a dumb tweet

  14. Col_Butternubs Avatar
    Col_Butternubs

    Well uhhhh

    You’re not allowed to own assault weapons, so… Shut up

    Hell in some states you’re not even allowed to own semi auto

  15. CptIndecisive Avatar
    CptIndecisive

    Just as dangerous

  16. chibicascade2 Avatar
    chibicascade2

    People who post things like this clearly don’t know anything about gun laws. If you don’t think men should regulate women’s reproductive rights, you should really look into gun laws and how they are statistically used in crimes before trying to say what laws need passed around them.

  17. Joker4479 Avatar
    Joker4479

    You got a license for that pussy?

  18. canadianguy1234 Avatar
    canadianguy1234

    “DROP THE UTERUS! DROP IT!! DROP- *BANG BANG BANG*”

  19. Cardieler17 Avatar
    Cardieler17

    That’s a complete lie.

  20. BlueBallzTraveler Avatar
    BlueBallzTraveler

    America, where you can shame others with semantics while completely ignoring the issue. Simultaneously being the party that wants to regulate your right to even do so.

  21. bismark89-2 Avatar
    bismark89-2

    “Assault weapon”

  22. marasydnyjade Avatar
    marasydnyjade

    Ladies, it sounds like we need to get our uteruses classified as assault weapons.

  23. anyantinoise Avatar
    anyantinoise

    There’s no such thing as assault rifles!

    Ok so we can take them away then?

    NOOOOOOOO!

  24. BetchGreen Avatar
    BetchGreen

    It started in California – They have warnings about blatantly harming your reproductive parts, some businesses like advertising this way even when they aren’t aggressive.

  25. Stocksaremydrug Avatar
    Stocksaremydrug

    I’ve always said let’s meet in the middle. A woman can have an abortion at her pleasure and a man can give up his parental rights without having to pay child support if he didn’t want that child and she did.

  26. MadMax080617 Avatar
    MadMax080617

    What the hell is an assault weapon? My fists could be used as assault weapons

  27. betterthanarma3ai Avatar
    betterthanarma3ai

    Then how come I know four people who’ve had abortions and zero that own assault weapons?

  28. TassMiss Avatar
    TassMiss

    Facts 🙄

  29. canadianguy1234 Avatar
    canadianguy1234

    Try as I might, the gov won’t even allow me to undergo the background check to get my uterus.

  30. Arcadius274 Avatar
    Arcadius274

    ……why do i think shes doing background checks first

  31. YallNeedSomeJohnGalt Avatar
    YallNeedSomeJohnGalt

    The answer is less uterus regulation

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