The founders would say the f**k is an Ohio.

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The founders would say the fk is an Ohio

The founders would say the f**k is an Ohio.

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20 responses to “The founders would say the f**k is an Ohio.”

  1. 5aur1an Avatar
    5aur1an

    Funny how the right always refer to the “Founding Fathers” as justification for this or that, when the reality is most on the right are rather ignorant of history.

  2. noddingtrillium Avatar
    noddingtrillium

    Washington had his army inoculated so his forces wouldn’t be wiped out by disease. Truly revolutionary, pun intended.

  3. TopGovtOfficial Avatar
    TopGovtOfficial

    You have to specify which book, or else they’ll end up with Mein Kampf some more.

  4. Darth_Ronin Avatar
    Darth_Ronin

    Fuck Gym Jordan and his stupid fucking duck district that continues to vote for the dipshit.

    Sincerely,

    A resident of Ohio’s 3rd district.

    Beatty ain’t great, but she’s miles better than Jordan.

    Can’t wait to see how fucked we get by the upcoming redistricting. Red states are fucking cancer.

  5. Kang_andor_Kodos Avatar
    Kang_andor_Kodos

    The Founders would’ve known “Ohio” to be a big chunk of western PA and eastern modern Ohio. Washington owned a bunch of land in “Ohio”.

  6. ebone581 Avatar
    ebone581

    Read??? Gym Jordan?? Ohh my, that’s rich

  7. dantoucan Avatar
    dantoucan

    Quarantines were a common part of life before vaccines existed. Separating yourself or others who were infectious was basically the only form of diseases control and nobody questioned it because everybody saw how fast people could get sick and die from these diseases.

  8. Sad_Panda1978 Avatar
    Sad_Panda1978

    The founders would probably want to know how a weak, pandering, do nothing, spineless, little man like Jim Jordan got elected.
    They’d also be pretty unsure about this whole abolition of slavery thing.

  9. Dizmn Avatar
    Dizmn

    The founding fathers used the Iroquois name for the region west of the Appalachians and south of the great lakes – Ohio Country. A whole ass war was fought involving Ohio Country, involving a British officer named George Washington, who was given land in Ohio Country as a thanks for his service. As dumb as Gym Jordan is, you also need to read a book, OP, because the founding fathers knew what Ohio is.

  10. infamouszoggy Avatar
    infamouszoggy

    Republicans reading a book? Nah, facebook only

  11. mikerhoa Avatar
    mikerhoa

    Gym Jordan is what you get if you farted into a jar every couple of hours for 35 years, put it onto a podium in front of a microphone, and opened the lid… only louder and dumber.

  12. em3am Avatar
    em3am

    One founding father, Benjamin Franklin, would fuck you up in a fair fight after he saw what you Republicans did to his Post Office.

  13. IdidntNeedToDoThis Avatar
    IdidntNeedToDoThis

    This weird part of me imagined the soldiers happy to go to Boston so they could go to the Aquarium

  14. Coolector Avatar
    Coolector

    Could you imagine if the Trumpanzee’s were around back then? They’d be calling Washington part of Deep Colony and a traitor because he’s taking a virus seriously

  15. TransDeku Avatar
    TransDeku

    The Ohio Valley did exist back then lmao

  16. PleaseListenToMeOK Avatar
    PleaseListenToMeOK

    Read a book? If he read a book that would take time away from letting young men get sexually assaulted by his wrestling coaching team.

  17. baconyjeff Avatar
    baconyjeff

    Republicans aren’t really into reading books. They are more into BURNING them.

  18. kenpachi212 Avatar
    kenpachi212

    But but but but

  19. fullyclothed1 Avatar
    fullyclothed1

    The “founders” created Ohio. George Washington fought for the British in Ohio.

  20. PrettyinPink75 Avatar
    PrettyinPink75

    Jim Jordan is an embarrassment to Ohio, he’s my mom’s congressman and even with the bad things he’s done, the stupidity in Congress etc., all the republicans vote for him. There are very few democrats in her county (and my county for that matter). Most of the people just vote republican and do zero investigating on who it is they are voting for, they let Fox News do the investigating for them and it’s sad. That’s how these clowns stay in power for so long. Yes I have tried to explain it to her and her friends but noooooooo they don’t want to listen

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